Facebook closing on March 15th

I remember aaaaaaaages ago when I got sent an email saying something among the lines of this:

Hello! This is James and Amy of MSN! We'd like to inform you that on December 3rd, the use of Windows Messenger is going to start costing $69 a month or something, blah blah, we're fags.

Also, their names changed everytime I got sent the email.

^Still open

I know its a lie but I see a lot of people saying stuff like FB is their life and without it, they would rather die. o.o

I'd want to see those people die.

Lol they are too over dependent on Facebook. Haha I saw this one guy who was at first like, Guys Facebook is closing better save your photos and stuff. Later he was like insulting people who thought Facebook was closing

There was a prank call on Z100 (only a few dykes here know what that is) and this girl made them call her mom acting as facebook saying they're going to ban her from farmville cuz she goes on at 4 different places. (phone, office, 2 house computers) and she started freaking out being like "WHY DO YOU CARE WHAT IM DOING IN MY TIME, IT AINT CHEATING" "WHY YOU GOTTA ACT LIKE ITS SO BAD FOR ME TO CHECK MY GODDAMN FARM ALL THE TIME" "THERE ARE OTHER PEOPLE WHO PLAY THIS GAME TOO"

idk I kinda forgot it but damn she got so worked up over some facebook GAME, what if the whole thing went down? LOL

The radio station? xD I think my friend said something about a weird radio prank but idk o-o