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Some stuff I've seen since lurking thru the net
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Some stuff I've seen since lurking thru the net
Like OMG
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aeBj-C2uOms
Iphone > All?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2k3zvI2tyPM
Dont touch me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKhZzGR5tYU&feature=player_embedded
Haxs, is it for you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JexvRBoa5M&feature=player_embedded
The boys a genius!
9 words or things you should watchout for in women
ehh too lazy to post anymore
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aeBj-C2uOms
Iphone > All?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2k3zvI2tyPM
Dont touch me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKhZzGR5tYU&feature=player_embedded
Haxs, is it for you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JexvRBoa5M&feature=player_embedded
The boys a genius!
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9 words or things you should watchout for in women
- Spoiler:
- (1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' ... that will bring on a 'whatever').
(8 ) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying BITE ME!
(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.
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Romance Mathematics
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
Office Mathematics
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
Shopping Math
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.
General Questions and Statistics
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
Happiness
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
Longevity
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
Propensity to Change
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
Discussion Technique
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
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Re: Some stuff I've seen since lurking thru the net
The Iphone commercial is funny xD
but is that shit real ??
but is that shit real ??
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Re: Some stuff I've seen since lurking thru the net
I love that letter about Facebook. "HJ if he gets a haircut"
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Re: Some stuff I've seen since lurking thru the net
I like the one about the facebook thingy. LOL . What a slut.
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